I just left someone without a sale! Poor them- YEAH ME!

I'm so proud of myself! I was about to pay about 50 bucks to create some hangtags for my products; when I told myslef try to make some on yourself. And I did and they came out GREAT! I am soo happy and excited! I saved myself a good chunk of money. Now I will try to create the other few things I need. With a little time and patience with myself and this computer that tends to make yme feel a little less smart.. Ican accomplish MOST things! LOL I just put someone out of a sale from myself! LOL
Everyone can see this journal post.

WOO HOO my new business card!

I am so excited about my new business card! I feel official now! LOL I am so excited for the possibilities that lie ahead of me!

Modern Mami Episodes- The Case of a frustrated WOMAN!

One frustrated Modern Mami.... Why do we as women always seem to want to know or have an answer to everything. This creates frustration in our lives. I mean it's like we are telling frustration " Come on in baby and lets dine" We need to learn to leave well enough alone. We always want to know why when really we KNOW good and well we don't REALLy want to know WHY because it's going to leave us frustrated and it will have to be taken out by cursing some old lady out cause she driving too damn slow why old people still have licenses after a certain age i don't know, telling the customer in Wa-Mart thats counting his change to hurry his ass up cause you ready to go, whipping some childs butt cause they just can't seem to shut their mouth when you tell them too or planning revenge on your man cause his ass is the reason you frustrated to begin with because he either told you the answer to your WHY or lied through his big ass teeth. Ohhh ladies lets not cause frustration in our lives that so unnecessary. Lets not ALWAYS want to know and gotta know everything. Why are the kids acting so crazy? Why did you give them candy when its dinner time? Why didn't you pick that trach off the table? Why didn't you walk the way I wanted you to? Why did you park your car over there... you never park there? Why didn't you answer the phone when I called? Why do you have on different shirt? Why were you 2 minutes late? Why is that one piece of hair sticking up amongst the rest? Why did you wipe your ass like that? OK OK Why don't you just shut the heck up and stop asking why. Sometimes we as women get caught up in the small stuff that we shouldn't really be worried about. Worry about the things that really matter in your life. Prioritize all those WHY's and maybe just maybe we won't end up a frustrated mami like this woman.

Modern Mom Episodes- Shopping Post Pregnancy

Today the Mod Mami decides she will do all that she can to go to the mall with her girlfriends and atttempt to find some post baby clothes.WOOOO HOOOO! We are all just so excited for out trip to the mall MINUS the children. I am in attempt to find those perfect few outfits. Store number one... OKKK so my friends DO realize I just had a baby... does it look like I want to be in Victoira's Secret or Fredrick's of Hollywood.. C'Mon now. DO yall not see all this freaking flubber??!! Ok store number 2... BEBE Ummm yall do they have any plus sizes in here. HELL NO! Why are we in here? This is suppose to be the trip where yall help me find some clothes I can actually fit in and look good. These heffas making me mad now. LOL But I keep me cool. Store number 3.... Cache'.... WHHHHAATTTTTTT??? I think they ae doing this on pupose. They are plotting something on me.... Store 3 Juicy Couture, Store 4 Prada..... Ohh these heffas must be about to but me something cause I knwo I can't afford any of this butt ohhh I am loving that Prada handbag and mathcing shoes..... Store 5 Banana Republic... OKKK I am done. Going home cause these heffas pissing me off.. DO they have any fat girl stores in this damn mall. They are shopping for them not me. I'm mad. OKKK I need to take the lead... "Listen yall if the store does not carry a 14W then I don;'t want to be there. COMPREND! Good. Old Navy, Lane Bryant, Ashley Stewart, Nordstrom, Now we talking ladies.... Lesson learned STAY AWAY FROM SKINNY FRIENDS WHEN SHOPPING IF YOU KNOW YOU NEED PLUS SIZE STORES> LOL Not hating on the skinny girls.... hey what did Monique say " Just keep on making me laugh, and forget those skinny witches cause us big girls has it going on too." and Skinny girls can't be trusted! AND Skinny Women Can't be Trusted! LOL (Just Kidding) But she DID say that!

Modern Mom Episodes- Trip to Grocery Store

Mommy's trip to the grocery store goes something like this. Ok what do I need. Crap I forgot the list in the car, but I can't go back. Too much trouble with all these kids. I think I can remember what I needed. Kidsss get over here. In the buggy. Billy leave your sisiter alone now. You are too old to be picking with here. Produce last. Going through the aisles. "STOP TOUCHING STUFF!" These stinking kids. Why couldn't my husband keep them for me to come here alone. At least I would have had a piece of mind. I need this and that. "MOMMY CAN I HAVE THIS PLEASEEEEEE PLEASEEEEE PLEASEEEE" OK OK just be quiet. WOOOOSHHHHH. Oh God what was that. BBBBBIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYY get over here right now. Billy just knocked down the entire display of canned goods. My God I can't pick all of that up. Next aisle condiments, next aisle cereal. Oh myyy little Mike opened the ketchup and is squirting it in Jills hair. Ok I'm fed up its time to go.. forget about these grocheries. I'll come another time by myself. Lets go kids. Then all of a sudden my legs aren't standing anymore. I'm flat on my behind. That lil Mike squited ketchup everywhere and I just slipped in it. OHHHHHHHHH I am about to pull out my hair. But ohh no I'm SUPER MOM I can handle it.Bullcrap!

Modern Mom Episodes by MOI!

So, ladies I am sure you are able to relate to the modern day mother. She looks like that woman sitting indian style with about 10 arms and legs with a different responsibility hanging from each limb. (Taaadaaa I actually found an image of her above!) Crazy looking, but she operates like the energizer bunny... she keeps going, going, and going. I can relate to her because so many days I feel as if I am her. Thinking... what next..... ok I need to wake the kids, make the beds, change the diapers... wait wait was hubbys lunch made for work does he have a good breakfast prepared, ok back to the kids, change their clothes, plan activities that should have been planned last night but oh i was just way too tired, change some more diapers, clean up any messes, vaccuum, laundry, lunch, prepare dinner, run any and all errands, pay bills, put kids for nap, NEVER get a break, wait did i ever get dressed and comb my hair. LOL Thats half the day of todays modern mom. And Lord if she has a job outside of home. God Bless her soul. If you have a topic you would like me to write about in the next coming adventure please do share.

My esty site!

These ares oem items I have for sale on my site! Happy buying!

Goodbye Hurricane Gustav!

So... I haven't written in a few days due to Hurricane Gustav. Although I am located in Northern Louisiana, all of my immediate family are located in Southern Louisiana and had direct hits/ effects from the Hurricane. I've had 5 additional people in my home for the past week. Today they left to go assess their damages. They are going back to no electricty or water so it's a scary thought. They have a generator at hand so hopefully things aren't too bad and they are able to use it.
I've gone through this that's why I relocated to Northern LA. We lost all of our possessions in Katrina/Rita. I refused to allow that to happen again so relocation was my choice.
But anyway, it's been a while since there's no one in my house except MY family. It's pretty quiet and calm. I will not complain at that, although don't get me wrong I love to entertain. I've just been tired.
So, back to work making baby accessories. I've gotten a hold of more supplies so on to creating I must go. The website is getting a fair amount of hits, but no purchases yet. Once I get my business cards printed and brochures and begin to pass things out I am sure to get some feedback.
I'm completely frazled as to why John McCain chose Palin as his running mate. That woman has way too much going on in her personal life to even think about running for VP. I mean really. WAYYY too much. How ever will she be a mother with the issues of the U.S. at hand. To me it's a little selfish because she will not be able to be a "MOTHER" to children that REALLY need her. But it's whatever.