Today the Mod Mami decides she will do all that she can to go to the mall with her girlfriends and atttempt to find some post baby clothes.WOOOO HOOOO! We are all just so excited for out trip to the mall MINUS the children. I am in attempt to find those perfect few outfits. Store number one... OKKK so my friends DO realize I just had a baby... does it look like I want to be in Victoira's Secret or Fredrick's of Hollywood.. C'Mon now. DO yall not see all this freaking flubber??!! Ok store number 2... BEBE Ummm yall do they have any plus sizes in here. HELL NO! Why are we in here? This is suppose to be the trip where yall help me find some clothes I can actually fit in and look good. These heffas making me mad now. LOL But I keep me cool. Store number 3.... Cache'.... WHHHHAATTTTTTT??? I think they ae doing this on pupose. They are plotting something on me.... Store 3 Juicy Couture, Store 4 Prada..... Ohh these heffas must be about to but me something cause I knwo I can't afford any of this butt ohhh I am loving that Prada handbag and mathcing shoes..... Store 5 Banana Republic... OKKK I am done. Going home cause these heffas pissing me off.. DO they have any fat girl stores in this damn mall. They are shopping for them not me. I'm mad. OKKK I need to take the lead... "Listen yall if the store does not carry a 14W then I don;'t want to be there. COMPREND! Good. Old Navy, Lane Bryant, Ashley Stewart, Nordstrom, Now we talking ladies.... Lesson learned STAY AWAY FROM SKINNY FRIENDS WHEN SHOPPING IF YOU KNOW YOU NEED PLUS SIZE STORES> LOL Not hating on the skinny girls.... hey what did Monique say " Just keep on making me laugh, and forget those skinny witches cause us big girls has it going on too." and Skinny girls can't be trusted! AND Skinny Women Can't be Trusted! LOL (Just Kidding) But she DID say that!
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